To the first-third wife,
My life is so empty without you my love. I have moved to a fresh state and want to share the people’s joy for my being their Biggly Leader. For this State and the Nation!
My love for you to strong, but you’re in the Tower and families live in Houses. Please move home, I need a good cuddle from you. The people have great expectations of me and I need some support from my first-third wife.
With great love,
Dictator Trump
Husband
PS: My bed was hand crafted by a great Small Business nearby and I got it 35% off!