Month: May 2017

Dear People,

I’ve had two “Life Events” happen in Gautier, Mississippi. One where I attempted to “check out” in 2004. The other where I witnessed the marriage of a friend that gets “Life”.

Yesterday, I learned my first Dictation got his own Memorial Highway in Gautier, Mississippi. A city that has led me to constantly be unable to spell Guitar.

I noticed this yesterday. the Scott Pruitt Memorial Highway. This road is dedicated to a great Scott Pruitt, apparently  the name Scott Pruitt creates “Life Events” (No Pressure other Scott Pruitt’s). I’m glad I’m geographically close to the Better Sgt Scott Pruitt.

When I went to the Casino in an attempt to reconcile some Good Will from the Golden Nugget, I came across this. It’s a vehicle with a missing right mirror, It also has a dent in the driver side in the same place as an Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera I owned and a Windshield crack a little larger than the crack I had on my 2004 Chevy Cavalier.

I’m having strange communication problems.

Messages show up in my email that can only be downloaded over POP3. They do not appear in the web mail version of my email boxes. The emails contain an exploit called Exploit:Win32/pdfjsc. I’ve done a Full virus scan and it showed up in the mailbox. From best that I can tell, I’m not being hacked, but I am receiving unanswered prayers. I can’t view the contents of these emails, because they won’t download all the way, so they go unread.

My “Dictator” cell phone lost service whenever it received it’s 42nd text message. The message was from a friend helping with the Trump Domains project. He’s having a little difficulty getting started. I had to text him from my Samsung Galaxy S7 phone. Then we worked out his problem so he can continue with trumpsmilitary.com. I have Faith he’ll do good with it.

The person that recognized Coincidences first, Xavier, received a warranty call on a Samsung GS7 Gold: my color. The phone was returned for damage due to a BB that struck top left of the phone. On the package was a tiny BB hole in just the right place. The inspection time was 4/20/2017 4:20:10 PM. This was definitely a coincidence and it should be waived. Xavier tries to get the fee waived, only to be turned down. The next time I goto the bathroom I end up peeing a little blood. I wasn’t in any pain or anything and it only happened that one time, so I’ve put it behind me as a coincidence. Douglas Adam’s knew what was up with 42.

But seriously, how far do I have to go!? Inter-dimensional Orange cat was spotted around March 3rd. He was a young cat that seemed to have a lot of apathy and got out of the way when I drove up to him.

Dictator

Updated 5/23/2017:

I didn’t get a chance to post the pictures of the Car I saw at the Casino. So here are those pictures. I’m a real person, having these real experiences. In real life.

 

Since I seem to be the only one in on this joke, let me say this:

It gets weird, but it gets good. Also, I have negative coincidence established to handle any evil doers. Let’s make the Earth great again!

Dictator

Dear Citizens,

Somethings I have noticed about cell phones  after Discovering faith and coincidences:

The automatic date and time feature gets disabled on devices whenever a “Life Event” happens. This would cause a quantum event to occur when the reality of the individual gets changed dramatically. Calls also get dropped.

i.e. I call you, tell you that you just won enough money to forgive all your debts. That’d change your personal reality. Life is different now than from before you knew that information. This event right here can cause the Auto Date and Time feature to disable itself. It happens across all brands. Although Apple is probably snarky enough to say their clocks only speed up to make life events smoother.

Your device is not defective.

Enjoy Life,

Dictator

I got evidence on Mother’s Day of what I describe as a “Dimensional Skid”.

The first time I learned of Dimensional Skids was when I realized the spread of Staph infections while at the Hospital. I had just learned the meaning of life and Staph Infection was my first witness of a “Dimensional Skid”.

My first glimpse of a “Ghost Coincidences” which I recall seeing was a vehicle wreck near a Small Town Bank. I didn’t realize until today I had felt an occurrence of it when I accidentally hit the Mailbox at our home while checking the mail back in 2004. I had just got my new Maroon sedan and one of the first time I was checking mail, I got just a little to close to the mailbox. Leaving a nice section of scraped up paint right in the center. I remember being so angry at myself, it being only a few weeks old. I got irritated every time I saw that scratched paint.

Today, by sheer coincidence on Mother’s Day, this was near the mailbox. There is no damage to the mailbox, but there is broken mirror glass. I’m pretty sure it just fell off while passing by.

Either way, this is physical evidence of a Dimensional Skid. The hole is the entire section where I recall the paint being scraped off on the maroon vehicle. My first one was this grayish shade, faded from age.