Author: the Dictator

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Atheist Prayer

When I first learned “atheist prayer” I figured the best way to improve things for the better was to spread wide my prayers. Instead of praying for my coworker, I pray for all people in his position.

I learned that sometime around April 2017, I believe, and lately my friends that have been in need of prayer directly. I have friends in need of prayer, but I’m not taking my own advise.

I’ve prayed for my friend with headaches, my friend with ailments, and my friend with a mysterious stomach bug. I’ve prayed directly for them, not people in their positions.

It’s a difficult task, to pray to the wind. I love my friends, so I guess I’m a bit stubborn even against my own beliefs.

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Coincidence Consolidation

In the beginning I was doing an experiments in coincidences around the beginning of 2017. I have seen these flash points since 2004 where I “feel” like something is happening. So I started doing experiments with them. I wanted to see if I could expose others to coincidences and make, hopefully good, things happen to others. I was just experimenting. I don’t know what I’m doing.

So I did an experiment with my favorite Barista by using the end of a straw left by her when she serves a drink. I call it the condom of the straw. One day a flash-point happened and a straw condom had appeared from somewhere. So I began doing experiments trying to recreate events with the straw condom. After a few weeks I realized it was fruitless and set aside the experiment. Much to my disappointment, it went the way of Smart Water.

I work with my “inter-dimensional” brother, Xavier. As an experiment I called him a White Silverado while he stood next to a Samsung contest table. I did this right after a flash-point and decided to watch the outcome. I had kind of forgot about it for months until I encountered several White Silverado, one with a peculiar tag that strengthen it’s cause for coincidence on October 26th.  So I took a picture and shared it with Xavier, I told him something was about to happen, unsure good or bad, but if my experiment were correct then he would experience an event. Xavier wasn’t at work and wasn’t responding to messages. I got worried, there was a 50% of it being bad. Luckily on Friday night he finally responded and told me nothing happened.

So much like the straw experiment, the White Chevy Silverado experiment failed. Coincidences can’t be created, just like the LSU Professor told me.

I’m still figuring this out. One thing I’ve learned is coincidences fade over time. I use to see a PT Cruiser often on the road at “just the right time”. Now I haven’t seen them when expected.

If a new opportunity for an experiment arises, I’ll do it. It’d be nice to have my activity take off, but I’ve lost the ability to strengthen them via Citizens United money since Twitter cut me off. The renewal of the domains are coming up soon, so I’ll be spending a chunk of change on those. Slow and steady wins the race for free speech to half.

 

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Hurricane Nate Coincidences (and others)

Here is a list of coincidences that occurred during Hurricane Nate. I don’t expect you to get all of them and I need to mention that these coincidences are pointless. They have no influence on anything else. They are just fun to see. I hope one day it’ll be realized that this is part of quantum entanglement. Regardless of what you think of me, physicist should really do more research into coincidences. I hope this website serves as evidence for any interested scientist.

The night of the storm I woke up from a nap and realized I have a few hours of power left before the storm hits at 1am. So I did a half load of dishes. The moment I went to turn on the power to our black Samsung Dish washer, the power went out. This is in relation to Samsung coincidences that have happened before. I have encountered several Samsung coincidences in my line of business. So this was just the cream of the crop for me when I realized it a few hours later. Across the street had power, but the next door neighbor and I did not. It came on shortly after and an automated system asked me to confirm power was restored. I did and 5-10 minutes later power went out again and stayed out until 7:52 am CT Sunday.

Sunday morning when the power came on the air conditioning woke me up and I immediately thought of the water pump. No pressure. Turns out we lost prime.

The next is the number 666 showing up in the comment count where Stephen Colbert is discussing the “Pee Pee Tapes”.

I do have the “Pee Pee Tapes“. It’s from my part of inter-dimensional orange cat enjoying the urine left from my Blue Russian cat.

I woke up at 2:51 pm CT Sunday again. After the pump was fixed I went back to bed. 251 is the Area code of Mobile, Alabama. Sunday was my mom and dad’s anniversary and she wanted to have crabs or BBQ. Crabs were out since the casinos were closed. However, my dad’s favorite BBQ spot, Dreamland, was open in Mobile. Mom got free banana pudding. I ate it.

I don’t always get to pick the coincidences I witness, one recently happened on October 2nd, 2017. The day after Stephen Paddock left his mark in history. My next  return back to work, after the shooting, was having my odometer read 77,777. Just a coincidence I know, but it goes back on the very first “event” I saw in 2004. The first vivid one after leaving the hospital was a head on collision at the property of a local bank. Over the years I’d learn abnormal events would surround vehicles frequently.

My friend and coworker that got sick by the anti-coincidence came outside to the break area and said it was dark. The lights lit right up.

I’m not expecting you to understand this. Every time I try to make something out of coincidences things fall apart. They’re pointless, it’s how I roll. So for now I’ll just record evidence and maybe one day we can get us a nice scientist to help us make sense out of it.