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Video source material for April 1st.

3/26/2017

Dear US Citizen:

I have been given coincidence in the form of a video that could later be source material for a great April fools video for @realDonaldTrump. It’s all legit and legal use of video involving something that may or may not have happened.

This video is available at YouTube and also here for backup.

This video is a huge coincidence that has happened with my cats. I can’t explain it, but I took this video when I got woke up hearing light pounding against the wall.

I live with two cats, an orange fat cat that doesn’t know when to stop eating, and a Blue Russian born in 2003. I don’t know when the orange cat was born, no one in my family seemed to have documented it. The Blue Russian is definitely elder to the Orange Cat by at least ten years.

The Blue Russian is my adoption while the orange cat is my father’s adoption.

I am Dictator Trump. If you can make the connections, I’d love for you to take the video and turn it into a hilarious April fools video.

I’m filing it under Creative Commons. Feel free to modify the video how you wish, preferable with context, and make one heck of a April Fools video. I tried to learn Adobe Premiere, but that’s a rabble hole I have no intentions of going down. I couldn’t do this video justice. I do ask that maybe you give reference to it’s source.

Coincidental facts:

For privacy, I’m anonymizing the cats names. The orange cat is “Gourd” while the Blue Russian is “Fake Mary”.

Fake Mary has been with me for years, since 2003 when I got her after having a panic attack and took her out of the yard of a friend’s home while she was snuggled up against a sister/brother. I didn’t even check Fake Mary’s sex or play with her. I figured that cat was curing my panic attack and I’d figure the rest out later. That was a in day in July 2003 where I took her from her brother/sister for my own comfort.

I remember when she started getting out of her kitten phase, I got lazy and didn’t clean the litter box for an extra day. I was working on the computer, she came to the desk, and peed right on to a towel left from the shower. I learned Fake Mary knows how to communicate. Fast forward to 2017 I bought some different cat litter called “Yesterdays News”, that I know now, to be inferior to the scoopable cat little I’ve been using . I started transitioning to this because I bought 90# worth of “Yesterdays News”. So Fake Mary ended up peeing on my rug since towels hit the hamper. I let her do it hoping she’d transition, but it never happened. I switched back to scoopable after trying it for two-three weeks.

Now Gourd, he’s my dad’s cat. He might be neutered, but he’s always had it out to get a chance to exploit Fake Mary’s territory. They can’t occupy the other’s personal space without Fake Mary hissing or swatting at Gourd. Though he seems to have some kind of respect, because he doesn’t bother Fake Mary when she’s eating.

A friend is under the suspicious that Gourd is trying to cover his scent so he can pounce on something. He just hangs out outside, never preying on anyone but Fake Mary.

Regards,

Dictator Trump

US Citizen.

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Changing the world, one domain at a time.

Dear US Citizen,

We no longer have to be consumers, instead let’s be creators!

I have spent many years trying to seize any opportunity to leave the world a better place than how I was born into it. I hopefully have many years left, so this is my shining moment. Many stars have had to align for this to occur. I appreciate the opportunity to serve and  I have made my best efforts to not violate any laws and be fair to all sides.

There are multiple sides to every discussion. Right, wrong, and indifferent. I am not a fan of Donald Trump, but what sparked this project was what I’m calling “Index Censorship” of a Pro-Trump forum on reddit.com called “The_Donald”. For the record, I voted Bernie Sanders in the primaries and Gary Johnson in the election. They both seemed the most conscientious of anyone else running.

We are a very divided country. I have done my best to buy domains that represent both sides and will be providing domains to people and businesses that have opposing views from my own. It’s only fair. I do have more disappointing Trump domains than Pro, this only means I will have to find the best of those with opposing views.

My ideals, in no particular order.

  • Water: It’s uncalled for that there are places in the US without reliable clean water
  • Education: An educated society is a strong society.
    • Making Citizens more knowledgeable should not have profit motives.
  • Healthcare: No one should go bankrupt because they got sick.
  • Labor: People are more than consumers. They are creators, but they’re to tired to create on their own while trying to make ends meet.
    • Minimum wage has not increased to adjust to make a living. Just because someone assembles hamburgers for 40 hours a week is no reason they should live in poverty. This is just indentured servitude with extra steps.
  • Prisons: We are supposedly the most free, but have the highest incarceration rate in the world.
    • We should not profit off the punishment of others!
  • Energy: Enough Pipelines already! Where are the wind farms, solar panels, etc? We do not need to be increasing our pipeline capacity when we have little investment in renewables.
  • Cabinet: Our Presidential Cabinet is the richest it has ever been. They do not represent the majority.
  • Farming: Why is corn-fed hamburger meat cheaper than a nutritious salad? No wonder we’re overweight.
    • Farm subsidies need to be put toward nutritious foods.
  • Environment:
    • We’ll be leaving this behind to our children, let’s keep the place clean. No coal ash in streams.
  • Congress: Why does every politician vote with their party? Can they switch to voting their conscience?
    • I witnessed Marco Rubio chew out a Cabinet member and then proceeded to confirm.  He clearly didn’t vote his conscience.
  • Internet: The internet is quite clearly a public utility. Our country invented it, but yet we have failed to maintain it. Huge swaths of America do not have internet access and we have subpar speeds/reliability compared to other countries.
  • Mexican Wall: It will have a door and we depend on Mexico. Let’s be friendly.
  • Military: Why do we have the largest military in the world? Wouldn’t it be OK if we were just twice as big as the next largest military?
  • Guns: These are a necessary evil. The 2nd amendment must stand strong.
  • Religion: People think differently than you. I’m atheist and I support whatever helps you get through your life.
  • Veterans: These people served and they deserve respect and proper care when harmed.
  • Space: We are a speck in the grand scheme of things. Let’s explore it.
    • There is no longer anyone, not in their retirement age, that has stepped foot onto another celestial body.

I have 113 domains to spread evenly among those that agree and disagree with me while also recouping my investment by selling half to businesses that also agree / disagree with me. People will be angry, people will be joyous. Have faith, I’ll do my absolute best to help those in need so we can stop this seizure of power by those that do not represent us.

If I don’t have a domain that fits your needs, please take the time to find one that does and buy it to spread your message! I have done this so what I believed to be the “cream of the crop” is captured by me and distributed to those with articulate messages to spread. You could have done this yourself, you know?

Please goto trumpdomains.net and consider applying for a domain.

Best Regards,

Dictator Trump

US Citizen

 

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Google is concerned, but Physics forbid they speak to me directly.

Dear US Citizen,

Today Google called me on my personal cell phone with “Press 1 if you’re still in business”. Thing is, that isn’t the number I gave them, so somehow an automated system wanted to check to ensure I was still in business even though I have a credit balance on my Google Adwords account.

Thanks Google, I appreciate your concern. I haven’t posted in a few days because I have spent all this time since Christmas building this and my social media has had little response. I figured I’d wait until I goto the Fake News on Pi Day.

I am talking to the extreme of the Good and Bad at work. There is no longer any randomness in the calls anymore. People want to reach me, but physics forbid they speak directly to “Dictator Trump”.

A friend and coworker spoke to a client that was “bleeding from the mouth”. She was so distraught that I took over and this lady brought me to tears. That was several weeks ago and she’s been sick since. That was meant for me to take the brunt of, not her. I’m so sorry. I don’t know what to do for her.

On my way to work, “I fought the law and the law won” played. I hope that was just a coincidence and not a sign. Every step of the way I’ve tried to be fair to all sides involved. I’m pretty certain I haven’t broken any laws.

I’m being tested. Please support me in this, if only in thought. This world needs it’s wickedness taken out. Get in touch with me and help me get started.

Love,

Dictator Trump

US Citizen