Category: Thoughts

I’m debating putting down my #Russian Prostitute #SchrodingerCat “Fake Mary“. She’s so thin and pukes all the time. She can’t even make a proper poo and when she does, it’s outside the litterbox. #RussianCollusion

Listen!

I don’t document publicly the coincidences that happen privately, but I’m going to reveal this because none of you are listening.

This is getting gross.

This, in my world, is a true statement:

The Blue Russian Prostitute Cat was criticized by my mother for being so old she couldn’t make a turd. So she did.

The next morning after the criticism, a solid most nicely piled up turd is laying next to the litter box. As a showing of “Yes Meow Can!”. Now she’s gone back to pastey old turds, cos she’s old, but this is my daily life and I am sharing a gross coincidence.

I have the pictures, but like I said, this is gross.

Dictator

I believe I just recognized how voice can travel over the Entanglement Wire.