Nervous before Inauguration.

I just read that I become the Biggly Leader of the United States at noon Friday.

Is that high noon or “Eastern Standard Time”? I really want to follow the constitution to the Best of my Ability. I better start at high noon. I’m going to start at high noon,  that way I’ll have 19 minutes for me to comprehend what I’m about to become.

I don’t get it. Why Russia?

There is a lot of traffic from Russia on my site. About 2/3rds of the traffic is from Russia? I’m actually kind of disappointed with my own people. All I wanted to do was ask Donald Trump a question and I thought I’d buy “speech” until I got an answer. So I’ve spent all this money on “speech” and I get the people of Russia yelling for me.

Then again, I think it may have started after I registered trumpedrussia.com.

Either way, Donald Trump is a public figure now, but Russia, you’re a country. If you want trumpedrussia.com it’s yours.

Love,

DictatorTrump