the Dictator

Dear US Citizen,

Today Google called me on my personal cell phone with “Press 1 if you’re still in business”. Thing is, that isn’t the number I gave them, so somehow an automated system wanted to check to ensure I was still in business even though I have a credit balance on my Google Adwords account.

Thanks Google, I appreciate your concern. I haven’t posted in a few days because I have spent all this time since Christmas building this and my social media has had little response. I figured I’d wait until I goto the Fake News on Pi Day.

I am talking to the extreme of the Good and Bad at work. There is no longer any randomness in the calls anymore. People want to reach me, but physics forbid they speak directly to “Dictator Trump”.

A friend and coworker spoke to a client that was “bleeding from the mouth”. She was so distraught that I took over and this lady brought me to tears. That was several weeks ago and she’s been sick since. That was meant for me to take the brunt of, not her. I’m so sorry. I don’t know what to do for her.

On my way to work, “I fought the law and the law won” played. I hope that was just a coincidence and not a sign. Every step of the way I’ve tried to be fair to all sides involved. I’m pretty certain I haven’t broken any laws.

I’m being tested. Please support me in this, if only in thought. This world needs it’s wickedness taken out. Get in touch with me and help me get started.

Love,

Dictator Trump

US Citizen