President’s day journal

I celebrated today. Although it didn’t start that way. I started the day off by taking my Russian lady to the doctor. She was a bit dehydrated, but otherwise okay. All that work she does for me likely made her dehydrated. Some electrolytes and she’s back to normal.

Next appointment was with the Congressional Black Caucus – Women’s Edition. They were all lovely ladies and I hopefully helped them nail the guy that put them in the position they were in during our meeting. I gave them winning lottery numbers when we were done.

I then enjoyed some Gulf of Mexico Seafood. Figure I might as well, it’ll be the last before Scott Pruitt gets down to work.

It might be lonely being Dictator Trump, I’m still hollering into the void, but I can at least spread happiness and health to those close to me.

President’s day was good to me.


Dictator Trump

Biggly Leader of the United States of America

1600 Pennsylvania Ave

Washington, New Columbia 20500

Creator took a day off.

Dear US Citizens:

When I started this project, I was so excited I thought I’d get like $1000 or so for buying a handful of domains. I had planned on launching on Christmas day and then finishing on April fools day. I thought I’d be doing the world a small solid by giving away 1/2 of them. By ending on April fools it’d would make a good story to tell later. My charity to making Donald Trump a better President by finding people that would give contributions by writing.

Creator took March 14th, 2017 off from his employer so I can go talk to the fake media that “Dictator Trump” needs to get started at doing this gift to America. Free Speech, Dictator of Online Censorship Prevention. It’s a real thing. I won’t be able to finish April fools, as I haven’t even gotten started.

DictatorTrump
Biggly Leader of the United States of America and US Citizen